‘There are downsides to being this bi-winning’: Why men hate me for being this winning (0)
4/08/12 •
On a recent bus trip to Paignton, I was delighted when an old lady came over and gave me a Locket.
‘Your breath smells of dog shit – and you seem like you could do with smelling a bit less disgusting if you’re still not wearing a wedding ring at your age you dirty cunt’,’ she [...]
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Cher Lloyd ‘Practising Not to Look Like Bulldog’ (0)
5/05/11 •
With her debut album release imminent, Cher Lloyd has been working exceptionally hard to break the habit of licking piss off a stinging nettle before making public appearances.
According to a source, Cher’s management initially tried to nurture her gurning into Elvis-like lip curls but realised quite quickly that no matter what they did, she still looked [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Band Yes to Reform if Referendum Results in Yes to AV (2)
5/05/11 •
NRN can exclusively confirm that prog rock band, Yes, will reform if voters choose ‘Yes to AV’ at polling stations across the UK today.
Yes fans up and down the country have been in an utter frenzy at the news and there have even been reports of crowds of people air-guitaring to Owner of a Lonely [...]
10 Years Younger Day ‘To Solve Pensions Crisis’ (3)
3/28/11 •
The Coalition Government has announced that Friday 8 April 2011 will be ‘Ten Years Younger Day’. It is thought the day has been set up to solve or at least delay the pensions crisis.
The government is offering the opportunity for any British citizen to trade in their current passport to have their date of birth [...]
Richard Keys: ‘Dark Forces at Work’ (2)
1/26/11 •
Richard Keys increased speculation about his sanity during an interview with Talksport when he claimed that, “Dark Forces were at work” when he and fellow dickhead Andy Gray were caught guffawing like characters from Viz about female assistant referee Sian Massey.
NRN asked a source close to Keys what on earth he meant in this statement [...]
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